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    <title>Seventh day in Rio, part 3--Getting back to the house</title>
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    <published>2008-08-14T23:00:47Z</published>
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    <summary><![CDATA[Even those who speak Portuguese are susceptible to cab ripoffsLest Carol think that we were trifling with Daniel &amp; Patricia's safety, we were in constant phone contact with them, and apprised them of our schedule every five minutes. Of course,...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><i>Even those who speak Portuguese are susceptible to cab ripoffs</i></b></font><br /></div><br />Lest Carol think that we were trifling with Daniel &amp; Patricia's safety, we were in constant phone contact with them, and apprised them of our schedule every five minutes. Of course, had anything sudden happened, our cellular connection would have been little help. But. But. But. I could just hear Nelson's voice in my head: <i>Mollie will KILL me!</i><br /><br />So what did we do? Called them up to find out where they were, and if it were going to be better for them to come back to us at Copacabana or meet us at the ferry terminal. A cab had pulled up in front of us, and we quickly decided to jump in it rather than schlep ourselves back to the Metro. Robo looked like he had "enjoyed" the beach to the fullest, and I was ready to get back home and try out my caipirinha maker.<br /><br />Between Jean and the Cerqueira-bots, they decided to have them cab over to meet us at the ferry terminal. That enabled us to savor our ride to the terminal in a tiny cab. The driver was a large Carioca with a modest afro and a ready smile. He spoke about five words of English, but understood "ferry terminal," because Jean had Patricia tell him where to take us via cell phone. Smart!<br /><br />I must say that at this moment I was firing on all cylinders, and had revved up my spindly Portuguese sufficiently to actually "converse" with the cabbie all the way. He smiled, seeming to understand what I said, and spoke many words that I was totally down with. Jean later reported that it was an amazing thing to listen to, but if they showed the replay it would be a completely different story, I'm sure. We were probably reading each others' expressions, and using nouns like "Copacabana," "Cristo," "Sugarloaf" and "Playboy Playmate."<br /><br />Meanwhile, we had gotten the word from D&amp;P that their cab driver was an idiot. Either that, or crazy like a fox. He had managed to find them a traffic jam to sit in, even though there were very few cars on the road around them. <br /><br />Our cabbie pulled up to the terminal at that precise moment, as if to further punctuate the stupidity of Daniel &amp; Patricia's temporary handler. I wondered if he knew the Whistler. We got out of the cab, regaling the driver with big fat obrigadoes the size of his hair. His glistening smile as he pulled off was rewarding and reassuring.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferryterminal.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferryterminal.html','popup','width=1000,height=666,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferryterminal-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="ferryterminal.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>The whole Terminal area was beautiful. It almost resembled the backlot of a film studio. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferryterminal2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferryterminal2.html','popup','width=700,height=891,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/assets_c/2008/08/ferryterminal2-thumb-550x700.jpg" alt="ferryterminal2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="700" width="550" /></a></span>All righty! Here we all were. Robo and Pettus had bought the tickets for D&amp;P, and all we needed to get on the next ferry were the Cerqueiras themselves. Jean and I had already put our tickets in the turnstiles and were standing inside when the phone rang. Cabbie has managed to get them lost, but has assured them that he knows where to go now. Robo and Pettus stayed outside the gates to wait on their arrival. Once again, we were separated like families at a jail visit.<br /><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>Seventh day in Rio, part 4--Last night in Rio</title>
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    <published>2008-08-18T22:24:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-20T13:17:39Z</updated>

    <summary>How could two behemoth boats find each other in a giant bay?When the ferry pulled up, we looked at Robo and Pettus like &quot;Well? What now?&quot; Daniel and Patricia still hadn&apos;t arrived, but we had talked to them only a...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><i><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b>How could two behemoth boats find each other in a giant bay?</b></font></i><br /></div><br />When the ferry pulled up, we looked at Robo and Pettus like "Well? What now?" Daniel and Patricia still hadn't arrived, but we had talked to them only a couple of minutes earlier, and they assured us that they felt sure the cabbie had finally figured out where to go THIS time. Jean and I had nothing else to do but get on the ferry and get our own tax back to the house. She called Sylvia to arrange it all, and I must say, having a concierge was pretty great.<br /><br />The boat we had gotten on was a little different than the ones we had experienced before. This was a genuine piece of shit craft after what we had become used to. The seats were not even vinyl. They were "pleather," and many of them had huge gouges in them. No adjusting of the chairs on this heap. Just a rigid back and weird leg space to help you get over the fact that there were no amenities aboard. Several windows were cracked, and the life jackets were not only visible, which they hadn't been on the other boats, but seemed to scream out, "Mulheres e crianças primeiras! (Women and children first!)"<br /><br />Now how bad could a boat wreck in little ole Guanabara Bay be? Hmmm. Nothing there to eat you, per se, unless it was the bacteria. And of course, you could always get cut on some kind of light bulb. And then there was the drowning thing. I began to sing what I thought was "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" to Jean, and she hushed me quick. Good thing. I have no idea what the words are. But the Edmund was just 12 miles off the shore of Lake Erie, or one of those giants up there. It seems so close. But so far. <br /><br />I have a fear/fascination with being plunged into endless deep water all alone in the middle of nowhere. I don't know if this would qualify. There's no way you could have missed a life jacket on THIS boat.<br /><br />We landed with no difficulty at all and gratefully got off the ferry. There was our tax, waiting on us just as Sylvia had said! I half expected it to be the Whistler, but it wasn't--although he was certainly qualified to find our house. This was some guy who knew enough English to assure Jean and me that we would get there. If he could have gotten us to the McDonald's, we could have found the rest of the way. But that was not a problem.<br /><br />I had all the fixins from PMS 361 on the table when the four of them staggered in with what I could only describe as ashen faces.<br /><br />"Did you bastards get the good ferry?" I hollered at them. I was mutilating some limes in the house caipirinha maker while my new one stood and watched. Jean had pointed out how stupid I would be to deflower it before I packed it, lest there be some kind of fruity skankiness factor involved. <br /><br />"Oh yeah, we got the good ferry all right," sneered Pettus. "We almost got killed!"<br /><br />"What in the HELL are you talklng about?" Jean and I yelled simultaneously.<br /><br />"Here we were cruising along fine. Then everybody begins to notice a huge freighter coming straight at us. We were on a gnat-and-elephant collision course, and everyone on the ferry had figured that out, except apparently the captain," Robo enthused. "A bunch of people flocked to the windows and some headed out to the front deck, maybe to play human bumper or to get the best view possible before they were crushed to death. I kept hearing 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' in my head."<br /><br />"Me too!" I shouted. "I was just singing it to Jean a little while ago! Wih-ih-ih-ih-IERD! So what happened? You're not dead."<br /><br />"Well, finally the captain, who must have worked for TAM, obtained 'situational awareness.' He shut down the engines and then reversed, but we were still drifting forward. When the freighter's bow passed, we were maybe 150 feet away. By the time its mid-section was in front of us, that was down to around 50 feet or so. And then suddenly it was clear. We started up again and kept going as if nothing had happened. Nothing but the fear."<br /><br />"Well, if you had been on that piece of shit WE were on, you wouldn't have had to look for a life jacket," I said, not wanting to steal their ferry story thunder. "At least y'all are here. Where we gonna eat? We thought La Verdanna again. Known quantity, right down there, easy to get a tax to. Eh?"<br /><br />"Great," they all said. <br /><br />"You must tell us about your wonderful cab driver!" I gushed to D&amp;P.<br /><br />"You wouldn't have believed him," Patricia said, in a tone mixed with exasperation and wonder. "At first we thought he was trying to get more money from us, but we finally decided that he was just really, really, stupid. He was nice. Just really stupid."<br /><br />"Bummer. What time do y'all wanna go to La Verdanna? Honey, are you calling Sylvia?"<br /><br />Of course she was.<br /><br />After showers and bracers, we were ready for the cabs, which pulled up almost the second we were ready. I wondered what Marcelo was doing. He had probably picked up a couple of real pikers, and they were sitting by the side of the road eating fish steaks and crackers. HA! As long as he was there to take us to the airport, he could eat whatever he wanted.<br /><br />When we walked into the restaurant, they all seemed to remember us immediately. I wonder why? Maybe it was Daniel's zit. Who knows? Whatever it was, they seated us in a side room right next to the bar at a long table that had fun written all over it.<br /><br />The waiters instantly swarmed us, and most of them we recognized from a few nights earlier. They came back to us! But really, what's not to attract them? There was Patricia. There were the two gleaming blondes who weren't Argentinian. There was a chance to see the largest purse ever brought into the city limits of Niterói. And there was my stellar, fawning Portuguese coupled with a willingness to drink anything they brought me.<br /><br />As usual, Daniel sucked down all the chicken hearts, but we were all more judicious about what we took, being hip to the mistake of gluttoning out at the beginning. <br /><br />Apparently, the waiters had raised their funness quotients. Word must have gotten around about Marcelo's comment about Porcão being a party. It seemed that we were jiving with the staff all night long, and were partying like it was 1999, even though we all had to get up at about 4 a.m. to leave the next day.<br /><br />The Verdanna crew was effusive in their warm goodbyes to us, and we reciprocated in kind. I have compared the food, service, ambience and everything else that goes with a great dining experience, and I can safely say that US dollar for US dollar, that is the best food value I've ever had in my life. There. I'll stand on a limb and say it again.<br /><br />The pair-o-tax that Sylvia or whoever it was had gotten, were right there to whisk us (cars and riders groaning) up the hill to Mirante de São Francisco to settle down, gather up our stuff from all over the house, inventory all consumables, pour a bunch of cachaça in used agua com gáis bottles to take home, and begin the torture of packing for the Amazon, remembering that we may only be able to bring ONE suitcase. HORROR upon HORRORS. <br /><br />All I cared about was the&nbsp; safety of my flea market goods and caipirinha maker. All else was replaceable except for my camera, ipod and flash cards, they weren't gonna be crushed or leaked on. It was accomplished easier than I thought, and I was able to flop down on the bed at what I thought was a decent hour, while Jean did all the REAL packing.<br /><br />Then that GOL-DURNED BLACKBERRY began its chirpy dirge at some ungodly hour.<br /><br />We got up, dragging like hell, me dreading every future second of air travel and all that encompassed it. We trudged upstairs after my leaving our suitcases in the hall for Robson and crew, remembering to itemize our gratuities in writing. As if to validate the whole event, there was Robson's cute wife standing there with him. He introduced her to us and she gave us a sweetly obsequious greeting. I felt like a turd about the whole thing. It seemed the whole house was filled with people doing stuff for only us, whether they wanted to or not. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/goodbye-patricia.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/goodbye-patricia.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/goodbye-patricia-thumb-550x825.jpg" alt="goodbye-patricia.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="825" width="550" /></a></span>
I took a beautiful picture of Patricia before photographing several sheets from the Mirante house manual. Jean informed me that there was some discrepancy in what she was getting from two sources about the number of free airport transfers we had. I wish I had taken a picture of the drug section.<br /><br />All of us had to witness that even when we first arrived, there was no sunscreen in the "pay-as-you-use" amenities basket on the first floor. We didn't want to "pay" the 10 bucks for something we hadn't "used." That type of thing can get really complicated. I could imagine a house full of 14 people all drinking the liquor in PMS 361 and being presented with a huge, possibly specious tab at the end. I suppose the best way to keep track of that would be to keep the empties like caterers do.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/mirante-rules.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/mirante-rules.html','popup','width=1200,height=386,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/mirante-rules-thumb-700x225.jpg" alt="mirante-rules.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="225" width="700" /></a></span>Once all that was completed and endured, we got outside and there was Marcelo along with his assistant car, being as we couldn't get all six of us and our luggage in his regular vehicle. It was great to see him, and kinda sad at the same time. We had all gotten really attached to Marcelo, and it was completely obvious how he had enriched our trip to Rio like no one else could have. He and Carol were truly perfect counterparts.<br /><br />We all piled in the appropriate vehicles, me in the front with Marcelo, waved goodbye to the guard and the beautiful house, and zoomed down the curvy road that would lead us to the airport and beyond.<br /><br />When we arrived at the airport, I let Jean and Robo take care of gratuitizing Marcelo. I was mainly interested in getting his email address so I could send him some pictures. It was the first time I had seen the word "lavoyer." We all gave him giant American hugs (except Robo, who's not much of a hugger) and I told him I'd be in touch. I wasn't kidding. Now he's on the hook to help me authenticate some of this tome. <br /><br />The airport. I began to shudder involuntarily.<br />]]>
        
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    <title>Rio to Manaus</title>
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    <published>2008-08-25T20:36:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-29T16:19:08Z</updated>

    <summary>If you died in Brazil and went to hell, you&apos;d have to go through São Paulo first.It was so early that my brain has a hard time dredging up a lot. The airport was very lightly crowded, and we got...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><i><b>If you died in Brazil and went to hell, you'd have to go through São Paulo first.</b></i></font><br /></div><br />It was so early that my brain has a hard time dredging up a lot. The airport was very lightly crowded, and we got our stuff checked in quickly while Daniel and Patricia waited outside the line. Their flight was due to leave later, so they had the pleasure of watching us go through TAM preliminaries.<br /><br />We bid our sad goodbyes to the Cerqueira-bots, making them promise not to get kidnapped or anything. I also mentioned that should they happen to run into the goddess Iemanjá when they got back to Salvador, to tell her I had left the country.<br /><br />Pettus had given me her library copy of John Grisham's <i>Playing for Pizza</i>, since she had finished it. It was short and looked like perfect airline reading.&nbsp; I was hoping for full diversion on the way to São Paulo. <br /><br />The candy greeting was right on time. Jean and I had perfected [I thought] the multi-grab to get 3, even 4 pieces without looking like a front-loader excavating a foundation. I don't know how Jean scored, but I ended up clawing at the basket bottom for as long as I dared, and only coming up with two. My move was not slick at all. I felt the lardish buffoon as the white-shirt-blue-skirted-neck-scarf-wearing stewardess looked at me with thinly veiled impatience dusted with disgust. Probably no chance of getting a Bloody Mary out of her. I smiled sheepishly, hoping to prevent any lapse in service.<br /><br />There were three of us on the row, and we were nowhere near any comfort zones in the airplane, so I buried my head in the book while Jean managed to alternately doze and read scandal rags until we landed.<br /><br />One would think that Jean and I had learned something from our last experience at the São Paulo airport. But we didn't. So we all followed Robo through the same string of rumors about where the luggage was, and if it was indeed in the airport at all. We fell for a few of those, rushing through the place in a wiggly tandem, finally gambling on the luggage and winning.<br /><br />And at last! Robo had found out where to go. It was like a glass mouse maze containing escalators and windows, windows, windows. When we got to what was supposed to be our entrance, I saw a horrified expression on his face as he was the first to realize that we were at the international departures section. WTF?? The SIGN had SAID Domestic Departures, I swear!<br /><br />I can only remember his head, as if it were on a pole, sticking above the crowd and rotating like crazy. He finally pointed back to where we had come from and we all dashed after him. It was correct this time, but I could tell you nothing about anything, being as we were schlepping three uncooperative suitcases plus carry-ons, and none of them could speak Portuguese.<br /><br />By some miracle, we found the place to check the suitcases (easy), and made it on to the waiting area to do some serious waiting. There were a bunch of international duty free stores. Robo scanned the area and turned to Pettus. "Step away from the shops," he said.<br /><br />"I'm not gonna buy anything," she protested half-heartedly.<br /><br />We wandered through the aisles, but there was really nothing of huge bargain status to buy. Not even liquor. Especially liquor. It was more expensive. Back to the uncomfortable metal chairs with an absurd back slant. I still would rather sit there as long as I could than be in the plane, and since we had reserved seats, I figured we'd make it, so I didn't bother to stand in the line.<br /><br />Once aboard, we couldn't even see Pettus and Robo. Jean and I were in a two-seat configuration that wasn't that bad. There were no boxes and no third passenger. But there was no empty third seat, either. <br /><br />Jean kept watching this group of French people who were obviously on some kind of tour. They had been rather vociferous and fun-loving in the airport, and made themselves known as a cohesive force immediately. The tour guide or leader was a chatty thing, and I noticed that she would talk to all the people in serving positions in a very French way.<br /><br />"I wonder what she's up to," Jean muttered to me. "She keeps talking to that stewardess, and they keep pointing up to first class." <br /><br />"I don't know," I said, knowing <i>exactly</i> what she was driving at. I almost wanted to avoid any hassles and stay where we were, but was dying to know what was up with the tour director's excited motioning to her group and their subsequent rush to the front of the plane. "Why don't you go and see what they're doing," I offered. If anybody could make chicken salad out of this chickenshit flight, it would be Jean. <br /><br />"Okay," she said, and disappeared down the aisle, passing a man who had his head covered with a blanket the entire time we were boarding.<br /><br />She returned in a hurry and breathlessly whispered, "Get up, we're going to first class. Try not to attract attention."<br /><br />"What about Pettus and Robo?"<br /><br />"I looked for them, but can't find them. And they're not in this section. We gotta go!"<br /><br />I delicately and nonchalantly grabbed everything at lightning speed that I had already spread out all over our two seats and followed Jean up the aisle past blanket guy and hot on the trail of those brazen French. After busting through the hymen of First Class, Jean immediately sought out her brand new best friend the stewardess, who pointed to two seats that were across the cabin from each other. Jean took the one against the left wall, and I ended up in the very front seat on the right side. For first class, probably the worst real estate in the room. But who cared?<br /><br />I settled into my seat next to a portly gentleman that looked like a businessman that would wield a lot of cash. He was very congenial, and I couldn't tell what his nationality was. I had managed to scarf three candies on the greeting out in steerage, and had them in my pocket. I tried to find some kind of position to read in for a while, and wrestled with the controls for a good five minutes while the executive looked at me with a bemused expression. After turning around three times like a dog does, I settled down and popped a candy into my mouth and picked up the novel where I had left off.<br /><br />I let it dissolve in my mouth for as long as I could stand before I had to give it the bite. When my teeth came apart, something felt strange, but I knew instantly what it was: my freeking gold crown had come out of my lower right jaw. A lotta gold, I'll tell ya! And a great crown job, done in 1975. Probably 400 bucks worth of gold there. <br /><br />I did my very best to not act freaked out, as I ate the candy surrounding the crown. This had happened before, and I knew that sometimes they can be put back in like a jigsaw puzzle piece, at least temporarily, and with careful chewing can work beautifully until repair can be made. This I did with little effort. I then turned to the large man and offered him my other two candies, which he took graciously.<br /><br />He had meanwhile been having trouble with his chair controls, and called the steward to help. I looked around frantically to make sure there were other seats, because I felt sure that this was the ONLY paying first class passenger. I was in awe of his fine demeanor, considering he surely knew none of us hillbillies belonged there. Fortunately, he was able to find other arrangements, and as he left, he gave me a cheerful salute.<br /><br />I settled back into my seat, placated by the wonderful re-fit of the crown into the crag it came from. I was still just waiting for some prissy head guy to sweep through the curtains and point to all of us, curse the stewardesses in flowery Portuguese, and throw us out. But it never happened, so I was free to fiddle with the stupid chair in peace.<br /><br />The air began to hum with the vibration of breakfast! I don't know how, I just knew it! My virgin experience. I was trying to figure out how to say "eggs benedict" and "mimosa" in Portuguese. <br /><br />I looked up and a young lady was handing me a box and holding a pot of coffee. <br /><br />What? If I were Mr. Businessman, I'd be royally pissed off about this. But I could only smile at her, us both knowing what an airborne social climber I was. It was almost a condescending look she gave me, as if she had read my book of expectations and then set it ablaze right before my eyes. <i>"Eu não posso ler o inglês," she spat, as the match reflected in each of her red fingernails.</i><br /><br />"Obrigado," was my meek reply, as I took the box gratefully. It was the same stuff they got back in economy class. W T F?<br /><br />Oh well. I ran through the contents voraciously and had two cups of coffee on top of that before I picked the book up again. My crown was acting as if it had never left its socket. Jean was asleep to my left. I pulled down the shade, spent 10 of 15 minutes adjusting the seat, put the book down and went to sleep for however long that would be. When I awoke, we were landing in Manaus.<br /><br />I immediately began to feel guilty for having sneaked up to first class without Robo and Pettus. "Don't tell the Kennemers about our being up here," I said to Jean on our way out.<br /><br />"Why? They won't care," she said.<br /><br />"I feel bad about leaving them," I whined.<br /><br />"Whatever," she tossed back. "I still say they won't care."<br /><br />We were herded up a ramp to the luggage claim, an area about the size of a small meeting room, packed with humanoids. The conveyor stuck out of one wall like a giant silver fist. We looked over to see Robo and Pettus leaning over the luggage, Robo's face bearing the sinus expression. I was glad to keep my mouth shut about the first class upgrade after taking a look at him.<br /><br />In true fashion, the Kennemers' luggage, both dainty pieces of it, came out within mere seconds of us bellying up to the belt. That seemed to bode well for Jean and me, being as we had been loaded close to the same time. But it was not to be. And why, I'll never figure out. Possibly because our suitcases were the largest ones on the conveyor, and caused it to groan in displeasure as it spit them out at us. By this time, the room was almost empty.<br /><br />We schlepped our stuff out into the main lobby, which was lined with shops of all kinds and interspersed with bars and snack kiosks. Immediately, a tall black guy with beautiful dreads held up a sign reading "Anavilhanas Lodge" practically in our faces. How he knew it was us I'll never know. Once again, I'm sure Robo and Pettus were the tipoff. Jean and I look so international you can't tell WHERE we're from. <br /><br />The guy smiled broadly, spoke stellar English with a cool accent, and gestured like a surfer as he told us we would be leaving shortly, but were waiting on one more passenger for the van to the lodge. He told us we had a little more than an hour, and suggested we eat and relax, that he would find us when the van arrived.<br /><br />To the left, anchoring the whole room, in a place of honor next to the tourism office, was a Big Bob's Hamburgers! I was hungry as hell, being only tormented by the tiny suggestion of a breakfast.<br /><br />We trooped over to the table area and immediately commandeered one, building a fortress around us with our luggage. Robo and I went up to get the food. The menu read just like something in America, obviously because WE are the king of hamburgers. We ordered various stuff, me getting some kind of burger.<br /><br />Our faces must have been very interesting as we all took our first bites. Like Darrin trying to eat Samantha's cooking on <i>Bewitched</i> is what I picture. "Man, this is WEIRD!" I said. "It's got so much filler in it. Is there any beef?"<br /><br />"I think it's soy," Jean said. Neither one of us stopped eating. <br /><br />Robo and Pettus had gotten chicken. "Well it's kind of like a McNugget sandwich," Pettus said. "But it's not bad." Robo wasn't saying much, just looking suspiciously at his food.<br /><br />"I think I'm gonna walk around," he said, getting up. "Can y'all watch my stuff?"<br /><br />"I'll go with you," Pettus said.<br /><br />"We'll watch the stuff," we said.<br /><br />As they disappeared into the crowd, Jean and I ruminated on the contents of our lunch. The texture was like half-quiche, half oatmeal, kissed with the lips of a big beef cow. I had never experienced anything even close. There was no similarity to even a McDonald's patty. It was almost repellant. By then I had begun to wonder if it were some kind of special meat that only Brazilians can eat--kind of like drinking their water. It started to freak me out a little bit, but I kept eating the "hamburger" anyway. <i>I don't need to be sick in the Amazon</i>, I thought, reaching for the rest of Pettus' food.<br /><br />Presently, Robo returned carrying a great safari hat with "Amazona" and a leopard embroidered on it. It was one of those button-the-sides things with the string to go under your chin. "I only paid 10 bucks for it!" he enthused. <br /><br />"Where?" I shouted.<br /><br />I was already headed down the left side by the time he had finished telling me. He was right! I got a hat like his but with a toucan on it, and a crocheted sun hat decorated with polished wood for Jean. Only 20 bucks for both!<br /><br />We had more time left, so Jean decided to see if she could get some money from an ATM. AGAIN. I stood by her while she tried all the machines to no avail. There was a young guy and girl of undetermined nationality also having a go at getting something from the uncooperative machines. They were having no more luck than we were, and I made some kind of pithy comment about it as I was lurking around, then asked the girl if they were on their honeymoon. She gave me a strange look and shook her head. <br /><br />We had been seeing them all the way from Rio to Manaus. Her boyfriend
was carrying around a berimbau wrapped in brown paper, but there was no
disguising what it was. Robo wondered what it was going to be like
carrying it around all over Brazil.<br /><br />Our greeter showed up shortly, and waved us to the curb outside where our van was waiting. He and the driver took care of all the luggage, managing to get it in with no difficulty. I was extra mindful of the carryon that had my Rio treasures in it, but all was handled beautifully. We had been waiting on an Indian gentleman to complete our group. When he got in, we all greeted him cordially. He responded in kind. His name was Rupi. That's what I thought he said. As it turns out, it was true. Like the money, but spelled differently.<br /><br />Also in our van was the young couple from the ATMs. They were both camera-ready, the guy being particularly effusive, speaking in flawless English.<br />"I am Yavor. This is Natacha," he told us.<br /><br />We began to introduce ourselves just as the van took off.<br /><br />I knew we were going on a ferry, but didn't really grasp it when it was told to me. ]]>
        
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    <title>First day in the Amazon--Anavilhanas Lodge</title>
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    <published>2008-08-27T22:13:48Z</published>
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    <summary>It starts with a ferry from Manauslt had never really occurred to me that you don&apos;t just &quot;drive&quot; into the Amazon rainforest. There are many hoops to jump through, the first being the ferry from Manaus. I didn&apos;t know what...</summary>
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        <name>Ben Burford</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><i>It starts with a ferry from Manaus<br /></i></b></font></div><br />lt had never really occurred to me that you don't just "drive" into the Amazon rainforest. There are many hoops to jump through, the first being the ferry from Manaus. I didn't know what to expect, but it wasn't this. A big concrete landing pad with a two-track ramp to load cars on with. There was no office, no administration of any kind--just various people hanging around.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Ferry1Amazon.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Ferry1Amazon.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Ferry1Amazon-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="Ferry1Amazon.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>There were a couple of ferries on the water, this being the first one. It wasn't ours. It looks like several boats are tied on to the thing. And he didn't land at our place, so there's no telling what he was up to.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/anotherferry.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/anotherferry.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/anotherferry-thumb-500x750.jpg" alt="anotherferry.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="750" width="500" /></a></span>Our ferry was coming. Look at the gaggle of Brazilians standing at the bow/stern to get off as fast as they can. Right now, the only way to get from the Amazon to Manaus and vice versa is via ferry. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ourferry.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ourferry.html','popup','width=700,height=934,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ourferry-thumb-700x934.jpg" alt="ourferry.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="934" width="700" /></a></span>The ferry is an important factor in preventing the wholesale rape of the Amazon. Any resources taken from there must travel by ferry to get to the rest of Brazil or the world. It is a pain in the ass, obviously, and it's surely time-and-money-prohibitive in certain cases. <br /><br />When the giant boat pulled up, our greeter hopped out of the van, telling us that he had to get off there. "Aww," we all said. He was great, and we were sorry to see him go.<br /><br />"You will be in good hands with the driver on the ferry," he began. "And when you get across, you will be met by the owners of the lodge, who will ride there with you all."<br /><br />I didn't understand a word of what he was saying. My mind was on a million other things. Like scorpions, snakes, candiru catfish, piranha and heat.<br /><br />We were all asked to stay in the van while we drove onto the ferry. Makes sense. I mentioned to Yavor that we had noticed his berimbau. "Yes, I had to have one," he said. "I am a musician in Bulgaria. I am very interested in these instruments."<br /><br />We also learned that Yavor is a lawyer in addition to being a musician and that Natacha was some sort of doctor from Belgium. Wow! What a couple of losers! And so unattractive!<br /><br />Natacha also spoke very good English, but was not quite as fluent, nor as ebullient as Yavor. But she sure was channeling Julia Roberts! I told her that one night at dinner and Yavor said, "You have a friend for life."<br /><br />"Well surely people tell her that all the time," I insisted.<br /><br />"Yes. Once or twice," she replied shyly.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-natacha.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-natacha.html','popup','width=800,height=1128,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-natacha-thumb-600x846.jpg" alt="yavor-natacha.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="846" width="600" /></a></span>
There were about six cars and a couple of vans and trucks aboard in addition to fifty or so people, who stood on the stairs and upper deck. Sometimes they'd go down to entertain the captain, who saw my camera and turned it on for me.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-captain.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-captain.html','popup','width=700,height=963,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-captain-thumb-600x825.jpg" alt="ferry-captain.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="749" width="544" /></a></span>This shot of the pedestrian passengers is quite pretty.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-passengers.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-passengers.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-passengers-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="ferry-passengers.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>The ride was longer than I thought, and I was thirsty again. Fortunately, there was a little guy with a big aluminum bowl filled with ice and various drinks, including the blessed agua. I bought a couple for Jean and me at 2 Reais each. Still a bargain, and nobody was trying to rip anybody off just because they were captive on a ferry in the middle of the river. That seemed to be the mindset of the Brazilian small vendor everywhere. They operated under invisible price guidelines, obviously, because we never paid more than 2 Reais for water anywhere, under any circumstances. Even the beer at Rio Carnaval was reasonably priced.<br /><br />Robo had donned his new hat and even buttoned up the sides. Quite a complement to his beard. I had begun to realize that his scruffiness was directly linked to how bad he felt. And I get the idea that he felt less than stellar at that moment.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-hat.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-hat.html','popup','width=700,height=1144,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-hat-thumb-600x980.jpg" alt="robo-hat.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="902" width="553" /></a></span>We were all getting kind of antsy. Yavor decided to go up and converse with some of the locals. In addition to great English, his Portuguese was also fantastic. The kids of course loved him, and I could see how the performer in him was a permanent resident of his psyche.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-ferry-steps.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-ferry-steps.html','popup','width=700,height=873,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-ferry-steps-thumb-600x748.jpg" alt="yavor-ferry-steps.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="748" width="600" /></a></span>Jean looked at me and said, "Enough pictures of me. Let me take one of you." I should have been suspicious, knowing our history and all, but I let her. Another album cover! <i>Love Songs for Manatees</i>. Notice the embroidery on Robo's hat. TEN BUCKS AMERICAN! Who can believe it? <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-kennemers.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-kennemers.html','popup','width=800,height=529,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-kennemers-thumb-700x462.jpg" alt="ben-kennemers.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="462" width="700" /></a></span>It was time to land! When we approached, I could feel a weird commercially festive vibe, like a tiny little Cozumel or something. There was a floating bar surrounded by kids swimming in the Rio Negro. It was very strange to me to see the kiss of tourism on the lips of this former virgin. It's hard as hell to get there, so whatever attractions they have are kind of thrown together at best. The naive charm is ingrained, but I'm not so sure it can last much longer.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houses.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houses.html','popup','width=1000,height=405,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houses-thumb-700x283.jpg" alt="amazon-houses.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="283" width="700" /></a></span><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-landing1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-landing1.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ferry-landing1-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="ferry-landing1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-kids.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-kids.html','popup','width=1000,height=559,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-kids-thumb-700x391.jpg" alt="amazon-kids.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="391" width="700" /></a><div>It was here that we picked up the owners of the Anavilhanas Lodge. I don't remember their names, but know they were from São Paulo, looked to be in their early 40s, and seemed to balance money and love for the environment. I believe he is or was some kind of businessman, and decided to buy this virgin land on the Rio Negro portion of the Amazon and build a small ecologically sound resort for those who wanted to experience one of the most important wild places on the planet. His English was flawless, his wife being less fluent, but no less cute.<br /><br />I found it interesting that a businessman would transfer his love for the environment into a benign way of making money off of it. Ultimately, it will have to be the people with money who save the planet, because those without it will use it to the fullest, and not always in the right way.<br /><br />During the three-hour ride over, our host told us a lot about the precarious situation that the Amazon is in. There are rumblings, hell, they may be realities, of building a bridge from Manaus to the Amazon to do away with the necessity of ferrying over. Resources could flow out of there like blood from an X-acto Knife wound: first there'd be no evidence, then a few droplets of blood appear, finally it begins to gush like no tomorrow. <br /><br />The landscape was largely similar to that you would see in south Alabama. Every now and then, there would be a naked area filled with tree stumps and grazing cattle. Our host would kind of shake his head at this, at the same time acknowledging that the people who live there need to make a living too. But can't they do it sensibly? He told us that every time a road is built, more of the Amazon dies. It was rather cut and dried the way he said it, but in essence it is totally true.<br /><br />Eventually there was a lull in the conversation, and Robo succumbed to Morpheus.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/robo-amazon-bus1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/robo-amazon-bus1.html','popup','width=1379,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/assets_c/2008/08/robo-amazon-bus-thumb-700x532.jpg" alt="robo-amazon-bus.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="532" width="700" /></a></span>I don't know what it is about my insisting on photographing people when their soft underbellies are showing. In Robo's case, it has to be because he's so gol-durned smart and looks so good in that quick dry fabric that is all the rage in Brazil.<br /><br />It was very interesting the way that English was the language used for general communication in the van. Five different countries were represented: Brazil, India, Bulgaria, Belgium and the US. It was kind of odd after having been just about totally immersed in Portuguese before. <br /><br />The landscape continued to look like domestic terrain. It was not what I had pictured at all. We rounded a big curve just in time to see a huge black snake cross the road. Robo and I both cringed, and then Jean did the old crawly thing up my arm just to drive it home even more. I was gonna make her look under the bed when we got in the room.<br /><br />The light rain continued, which served to ramp up my anxiety a good bit. What was it gonna be like? There was a big nature hike mentioned. What would that be like? Hot, I was sure. <br /><br />As if on cue, we turned off onto a very rutted dirt road that seemed to be insufficiently firm to hold us all. The wet foliage closed in on us, and slapped at the van intermittently as we forged our way up and down steep hills punctuated by surprising curves. There was no shoulder to the "road," only negative space on either side, but the driver seemed perfectly capable, and the owners kept chatting it up, so it was obviously less of an adventure than I was envisioning.<br /><br />We finally pulled into a gravel area and everyone got out. "Here is as far as we can go," the owner said. "We'll get out here."<br /><i><br />Oh shit, </i>I thought.<i> We're gonna have to schlep our stuff through the rain, God-knows-how far to get there!</i> Not so! Suddenly there were about five Brazilians in green Anavilhanas t-shirts and flip flops who grabbed all the luggage in the van and disappeared into the woods. We all followed in single file.<br /><br />The "woods" consisted of about 50 feet of trees surrounding a small path that culminated in the lodge. Thank goodness. "Where Nature and Style Meet" is what the brochure said. I think they had it down.<br /><br />We all met in the lobby, which was a large open room with no walls and an authentic thatch roof. The front desk, bathrooms and bar were on one end. The rest of the area was filled with sofas, lounge tables, a pool table, books, games and a fireplace. The walls were painted a beautiful PMS 300 blue and were decorated with arts produced locally. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/owners.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/owners.html','popup','width=1052,height=1320,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/owners-thumb-700x878.jpg" alt="owners.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="707" width="565" /></a></span>Of course they had a dog: a big friendly black lab that I set upon immediately. He would roll on his back in a flash for the old stomach rub--the best kind of dog.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-dog.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-dog.html','popup','width=700,height=467,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-dog-thumb-700x467.jpg" alt="amazon-dog.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="407" width="611" /></a></span>While we were gathered, the owners gave us an orientation and passed out complimentary drinks made from fresh fruit. The bar was also open and the staff could make any kind of roska or caipirinha you could have wanted. They weren't too expensive--about 5 bucks American I think, but eventually Jean and I clued into the fact that we could make our own drinks in the room and bring them to cocktail hour. Having packed all the liquor from Rio, we were set. We are such pikers.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-jean.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-jean.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/yavor-jean-thumb-700x1050.jpg" alt="yavor-jean.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="791" width="527" /></a></span>
After the introduction, we all took various gravel paths to find our lodging, which had been stocked with our luggage already. Each cabin contained two rooms in mirror image. They weren't numbered, but were identified by the carvings of local fauna on the doors. We were 
the monkey. Our cabin was only one down from the lobby, which was great. The first thing we did when we got inside was turn on the air conditioner.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/check-ac.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/check-ac.html','popup','width=700,height=787,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/check-ac-thumb-700x787.jpg" alt="check-ac.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="665" width="592" /></a></span>
The room was great. Kind of like a camp cabin, but not. The walls were beautiful wood paneling (local of course), as were the floors. There was a nice queen bed, and a little porch with hammock right off the bedroom.<br /><br />The bathroom was cool, with a no-step shower and toilet divided by a concrete wall. Very efficient, and obviously sewer friendly. The owners had pointed out that their being here has no effect on the local environment, and that their sewage is treated on site. Hence the familiar sign!<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/toiletmessage.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/toiletmessage.html','popup','width=700,height=291,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/toiletmessage-thumb-700x291.jpg" alt="toiletmessage.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="265" width="636" /></a></span>On the counter by the sink with a couple of glasses was a giant bottle of water with a small sign hanging on the neck reading "It is a gift for you." It had been printed in a nice Helvetica Bold, hand laminated and punched, and was tied with a piece of hemp string. Everything at the place seemed to be one with the area. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Gift-for-you.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Gift-for-you.html','popup','width=400,height=362,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Gift-for-you-thumb-700x633.jpg" alt="Gift-for-you.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="268" width="297" /></a></span>It was time to join the others back at the lobby for cocktails. Jean and I trooped back up the wet gravel path, rocks leaping into the side holes of my Crocs. Happy Hour was quite a comfortable scene: we sat on the various couches with Natacha, Yavor and Rupi. The staff was beginning to become familiar, and after a couple of their fine drinks, they were rapidly becoming our new pals. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cocktails.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cocktails.html','popup','width=1000,height=568,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cocktails-thumb-700x397.jpg" alt="cocktails.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="397" width="700" /></a></span><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/robo-rupee1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/robo-rupee1.html','popup','width=700,height=467,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-rupee-thumb-700x467.jpg" alt="robo-rupee.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="467" width="700" /></a>Dinner was served on an elevated wraparaound porch with thatch roof. The center of the building was the kitchen, with a giant serving window that looked out on a long table covered with food, buffet style. The small number of guests made it feel more like a big family dinner.<br /><br />We found our table with the help of Sebastian, one of the all-purpose staff around the lodge. He was a beaming guy who was more than eager to help in any way.&nbsp; Being that he and several others were learning English, he liked talking with us. The lodge has a training program that teaches skills to the locals in addition to employing them at a good wage. The staff were all friendly and seemed to love working there.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sebastian.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sebastian.html','popup','width=800,height=1290,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sebastian-thumb-700x1128.jpg" alt="sebastian.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="852" width="530" /></a></span>&nbsp;They had set the dining room with tables for each group staying there. Ours was denoted by a neat local carving of an Amazonian monkey (us) and a stingray (the Kennemers). <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/diningroom.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/diningroom.html','popup','width=1000,height=546,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/diningroom-thumb-700x382.jpg" alt="diningroom.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="382" width="700" /></a></span>The food was delicious, being fresh and prepared in local fashion much of the time. There was a big bowl of manioc flour in the middle of the table that was fun to identify. The main dish was chicken cooked similarly to the way Carol had served it our first day in Salvador. The vegetables and fruits were plentiful, with three kinds of juice in addition to stellar coffee.<br /><br />After dinner, everybody kind of hung around instead of disappearing. We invited Rupi over to sit with us and finish his bottle of wine. After that night, we moved him in with us. Yavor and Natacha stopped by to tell us about their evening's plans: a night boat ride and creature roundup. Yee-haa! I had a good feeling what kind of creatures they'd be.<br /><br />We headed to the rack presently, because our first event was going to begin at 5:00 a.m.: a sunrise boat ride on the Amazon. I was excited about the photo possibilities. It was fairly early, and we were whooped from the long trip over. I didn't even care that Jean was setting that gol-durned Blackblerry. During the evening, we both slept like rocks but were securely aware of the thunderstorm raging outside our tiny cabin. I halfway wondered what it would do to our sunrise cruise, but remembered the host's words: "It may be raining one minute and sunny the next. It's just part of the Amazon."<br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>Second day in the Amazon--daybreak boat ride</title>
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    <published>2008-09-02T22:57:01Z</published>
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    <summary>Whoa! Pretty Early--Pretty and Early!The Blackberry three-toned us out of the rack in pretty quick fashion. When they said to be in the lobby at 5:00, and to please be on time or they&apos;d send somebody for you, we decided...</summary>
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        <name>Ben Burford</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><i>Whoa! Pretty Early--Pretty and Early!</i></b></font><br /></div><br />The Blackberry three-toned us out of the rack in pretty quick fashion. When they said to be in the lobby at 5:00, and to please be on time or they'd send somebody for you, we decided it would be best to get our worn-out asses out of bed and comply.<br /><br />As I was gingerly performing the evacuation portion of morning ablutions, I stared at the "no toilet paper" sign until the ad man in me blurted out to Jean, "Give me the Septic Life!" Then, for the life of me, I couldn't remember who I was ripping off. I made a mental note to ask Robo. Jean was certainly no help.<br /><br />The rain had ended about an hour earlier, but the crunch of the gravel path still had a squish to it as well. The foliage was low-hanging and heavy with rain that dropped on us periodically as we made our way to the lobby in the eerie post-storm darkness. <br /><br />We were wearing matching shirts, but different colors. They were Magellans that Jean had bought at Academy Sports. I thought they were a down-market version of a Columbia shirt, but was corrected by Tim Denny, one of my partners at work. The shirts were 150% man-made quick-dry fiber, replete with mystery pockets, waterproof inserts and more clothing gadgets than I could count. Surprisingly, there were no epaulets. I had already worn one in Rio and found it acceptable, but in a weird way.<br /><br />Robo and Pettus had just gotten there, and we had all beaten our guide. Jean decided to follow the dictum and never pass up a bathroom, and took a detour into the lobby facilities. She came running out about 15 seconds after she had entered.<br /><br />"There's a monster in there!" she screamed softly. "Go look at it. Do something!"<br /><br />I did. I took a picture of it.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/moth.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/moth.html','popup','width=700,height=607,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/moth-thumb-700x607.jpg" alt="moth.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="443" width="512" /></a></span>"It's just a moth, honey," I said. "You can go back. It hasn't moved an inch." And it didn't for almost all day. Every time I went in there, it was sitting in exactly the same spot. Weird.<br /><br />Our guides arrived shortly thereafter, and we all began the trek down the gravel path that led to the hefty set of wooden steps that led to a board over the water that led to the boat dock. It was still dark as hell, but the courtesy lights were lit. They gave an extra looming presence to the trees that were already leering at us.<br /><br />Jean and I had never been down to the dock, and actually never left the lobby, cabin or dining room before now. Of course Robo and Pettus had been to the pool, seen the dock and everything else on the premises, and identified five rare species by the time night had fallen the day before.<br /><br />MawMaw and I carefully descended the dark, steep set of stairs. Over a tenuous board and we were on the dock. It was beautiful in the dark, and I particularly like this shot of one of the boats at 5:00 am.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/boat-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/boat-dawn.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/assets_c/2008/09/boat-dawn-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="boat-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>We all loaded the boat as the English-speaking guide told us. There were a couple of girls from New York who were on their last activity before they had to leave. I got a flash shot of Robo and Pettus just for the hell of it. Did I mention that I hate flash?<br /><br />While I was taking their picture, I asked if either of them knew what "Give me the DAHDAH life" came from. I tried to give them the back story on why I was asking, but they both looked at me with expressions that offered not one iota of help.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-pettus-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-pettus-dawn.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robo-pettus-dawn-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="robo-pettus-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>Notice the hooded girl in the background. Looks like some kind of killer or unabomber. The Kennemers were wearing jackets, but Jean and I were fancy free and loving the rare feel of cool air. The sunrise was spectacular and changed every second. We were fortunate to have had a storm the night before that had left its remains hanging around for dawn.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sunrise.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sunrise.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/sunrise-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="sunrise.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>
Robo took this shot of us after we had gotten underway and the skies began to lighten. Matching Magellans! We should wear them to Six Flags.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-amazon.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-amazon.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-amazon-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="ben-jean-amazon.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>The river looked strangely like any of the lakes in Alabama, and not like what I had pictured. Of course, we found out that being in the rainy season, the water was about 40 feet higher than the low point, and expected to rise another 10 feet before the season was over. So this foliage and all these "tiny" trees were really 40 feet taller than they looked. That was food for thought.<br /><br />What followed for a while were various locations, complete silence save for the small use of the motor, and numerous shots of the scenery. Here are a few.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset4.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset4.html','popup','width=1000,height=432,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset4-thumb-700x302.jpg" alt="amazon-sunset4.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="302" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset2.html','popup','width=1000,height=364,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset2-thumb-700x254.jpg" alt="amazon-sunset2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="254" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunrise2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunrise2.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunrise2-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="amazon-sunrise2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/logs-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/logs-dawn.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/logs-dawn-thumb-550x825.jpg" alt="logs-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="825" width="550" /></a><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset3.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset3.html','popup','width=1000,height=391,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset3-thumb-700x273.jpg" alt="amazon-sunset3.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="273" width="700" /></a></span><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/purple-panorama-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/purple-panorama-dawn.html','popup','width=1000,height=451,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/purple-panorama-dawn-thumb-700x315.jpg" alt="purple-panorama-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="315" width="700" /></a>How 'bout that beautiful purple cast? <br /><br />Here's a great shot of our guides. At the time we didn't know their names or anything. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-dawn.html','popup','width=800,height=858,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-dawn-thumb-600x750.jpg" alt="cassio-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="750" width="673" /></a></span>The photo ops were crazy! Remember, these trees have forty feet under the water that we haven't seen.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees4.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees4.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees4-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="amazon-trees4.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees3.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees3.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-trees3-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="amazon-trees3.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-trees2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-trees2.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-trees2-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="Amazon-trees2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gnarled-tree-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gnarled-tree-dawn.html','popup','width=700,height=1096,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gnarled-tree-dawn-thumb-550x861.jpg" alt="gnarled-tree-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="861" width="550" /></a></span>We eventually headed back just as it was getting decently light outside. The staff was arriving just as we were, all packed into a small boat. The girl in the very front is one of twins, and they alternated at the front desk. They were both efficient and very sweet, though they hadn't learned much English yet.&nbsp; The cooks and a couple of guides are also aboard. This water bus kind of gives the idea how people get around on the Rio Negro. All these folks look like they're having a great time. The Anavilhanas deal was obviously a good one for them.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/staff-arrives.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/staff-arrives.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/staff-arrives-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="staff-arrives.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>Here's that boat I first shot when we left. Look at the difference in the light!<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/return-boat-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/return-boat-dawn.html','popup','width=700,height=467,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/return-boat-dawn-thumb-700x467.jpg" alt="return-boat-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="467" width="700" /></a></span>This neat boat passed by on its morning rounds of whatever it does.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dawn-boat2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dawn-boat2.html','popup','width=1000,height=357,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dawn-boat2-thumb-700x249.jpg" alt="dawn-boat2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="249" width="700" /></a></span>We milled around the dock for a while after disembarking, just checking out the serenity of the whole scene. Other than boats like the one above and our lowered voices, there was no movement or sound.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jean-dock-dawn.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jean-dock-dawn.html','popup','width=700,height=903,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jean-dock-dawn-thumb-550x709.jpg" alt="jean-dock-dawn.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="709" width="550" /></a></span>Our English-speaking guide came and sat down on a bench against the wall of the boathouse and began examining his finger. We all rushed over to see what was going on. It seems he had gotten a cayman bite a couple of nights before on the wild animal roundup and release. <br /><br />"This is the first time it has ever happened in all the years," he told us. We also found out his name was Cassio. He was glad to show us his wound, and didn't charge a thing.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-cayman-bite.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-cayman-bite.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/cassio-cayman-bite-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="cassio-cayman-bite.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>The little brown bottle is filled with anaconda fat. Many of the locals use it religiously for a number of things. I KNOW he drank it, because he described the taste as "not bad--kind of oily." I believe he was also putting it on the wound.<br /><br />"It will be better soon," he assured us. "Anaconda fat is good for it."<br /><br />On that delicious note, we bade him goodbye and good healing and began the trek to breakfast. While helping MawMaw over the board to get to the steps, watching for anacondas and thinking about their delicious fat, it hit me like a thunderbolt:<br /><br />"<i>Give me the CAMPBELL life!&nbsp; </i>Y'all remember!&nbsp; It's 'Give me the CAMPBELL life!' "<br /><br />"Yes, we remember," they all chorused in their patronizing fashion as we trudged up the stairs for food.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset3.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-sunset3.html','popup','width=1000,height=391,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><br /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>Second day in the Amazon--swimming with pink dolphins</title>
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    <published>2008-09-05T23:00:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-26T20:04:39Z</updated>

    <summary>Notice how the fat on my face floated in the water, making my head look like it was pasted onAfter a fantastic breakfast that resembled what we had eaten in Salvador and Rio, we had a short rest before our...</summary>
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        <name>Ben Burford</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><i><b>Notice how the fat on my face floated in the water, making my head look like it was pasted on<br /></b></i></font></div><br />After a fantastic breakfast that resembled what we had eaten in Salvador and Rio, we had a short rest before our next outing: feeding and swimming with the famous Rio Negro Pink Dolphins. (They deserve initial caps in their title.)<br /><br />Our guide for the outing was Cassio again, assisted by one of the darker Brazilians who was piloting the staff boat from that morning. It was neat to begin to piece together the people who made the place go--kind of like your first days at camp. Hell, not KIND of--it was JUST LIKE camp! The counselors began to show themselves: Cassio, Marino (whom we had met the night before at dinner), and Elmo (whom we hadn't met yet). And the junior counselors were Sebastian, the dark guy with us on this outing, and the guy who had taken us on our daylight cruise.<br /><br />The scenery along the Rio Negro was really neat and beautiful in a time-frozen way. The first thing we saw was a boat under construction. It looks just like something from old Greece. The concept hasn't really changed, has it?<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boat-building.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boat-building.html','popup','width=1000,height=509,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boat-building-thumb-700x356.jpg" alt="amazon-boat-building.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="356" width="700" /></a></span>On our outing with us were Yavor and Natacha, and an Indian family we had only briefly met the night before: a father, his stylish and sexy wife, and two lovely daughters. The dad looked like anybody you may have worked with. His wife was open, expressive, and she dressed incredibly, as did her daughters. Her fashion could be described as very modern and Western styled with the very best of Indian influence to give it individuality. I didn't know their names at the time, but they became best friends with all of us international jungleers, especially given that they all spoke flawless English.<br /><br />The trip to the dolphins was laced with fantastic Rio Negro sights.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gelo.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gelo.html','popup','width=1200,height=462,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/gelo-thumb-700x269.jpg" alt="gelo.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="269" width="700" /></a></span>It was a riot to hear Jean and Pettus say "gelo." In order to avoid ridicule from the natives, I never said the word.<br /><br />This floating house was cool. If I were a location scout for big movies, I'd say we had found our place to shoot the scene where Huck finds Pap dead. Yeah?<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Pap%27s-house.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Pap%27s-house.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Pap%27s-house-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="Pap's-house.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>I guess not everybody loves us. Who was this guy shooting the bird at? Me with my big fat American camera and blubberous countenance? The Anavilhanas Lodge for some reason? The guys on the boat for "selling out" to the tourist trade? Or was he trying to sleep and the motor on the boat woke him up? In reality, he was probably mad to see anybody that didn't belong there, because strangers represent the beginning of the end of life as he knows it. I just hoped it wasn't me in particular. He probably had connections with Iemanjá. <br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pissed-off.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pissed-off.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pissed-off-thumb-700x1050.jpg" alt="Amazon-pissed-off.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="903" width="600" /></a></span>Cool cool sights abounded. Almost <i>Gilligan's Island</i>ey. And don't think I'm not aware of the plethora of TV references I base things on.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat.html','popup','width=1000,height=327,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat-thumb-700x228.jpg" alt="amazon-houseboat.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="228" width="700" /></a></span><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat2.html','popup','width=1000,height=376,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-houseboat2-thumb-700x263.jpg" alt="amazon-houseboat2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="263" width="700" /></a></span>Except on Gilligan's Island, nobody would be able to figure out how to make any of those boats go anywhere. The professor was really a professor of literature.<br /><br />Here's a great shot Pettus took of the intrepid crew. I love the way the youngest Valecha girl was trying to "get out of the shot," meanwhile making herself more conspicuous. It's always fun when that happens. It's odd, though, because her mother was shooting video at the time. What a dilemma! What a polite young lady. She deferred to Pettus' picture over her mother's video.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dolphin-arrival.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dolphin-arrival.html','popup','width=1000,height=750,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/dolphin-arrival-thumb-700x525.jpg" alt="dolphin-arrival.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="525" width="700" /></a></span>And then Yavor turned around and took our picture with his camera.<br /><br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-dolphins.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-dolphins.html','popup','width=700,height=525,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-jean-dolphins-thumb-700x525.jpg" alt="ben-jean-dolphins.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="525" width="700" /></a></span>We began to pull into the place where the dolphins were. There was a humongous party boat right there with nary a soul partying on it. The kids were cute as hell, and at least THEY were glad to see us. Hmmmph.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-party-boat.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-party-boat.html','popup','width=1000,height=436,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-party-boat-thumb-700x305.jpg" alt="Amazon-party-boat.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="305" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-glad.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-glad.html','popup','width=998,height=706,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-glad-thumb-700x495.jpg" alt="Amazon-glad.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="495" width="700" /></a></span>We all got out of the boat that had pulled up onto the sand enough to get my socks 'n' Crocs wet, marveling at the little portlet (NOT Port-o-Let. I said PORTLET, meaning&nbsp; "a little bitty port") we had landed in. The dolphin place was the first house on the right. This lovable dog and dolphin greeted us.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-dog-dolphin.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-dog-dolphin.html','popup','width=1000,height=720,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-dog-dolphin-thumb-700x503.jpg" alt="Amazon-dog-dolphin.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="503" width="700" /></a></span>Inside the little house was an older lady and her daughter and grandchildren, it looked like to me. I don't know how she got possession of the dolphins unless she started this way back when, and the dolphins know to go there. There were a couple of ice chests with drinks in them, and she was selling some kinds of homemade food, in addition to the dolphin food.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocop.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocop.html','popup','width=700,height=200,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"></a><blockquote></blockquote><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocop.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocop.html','popup','width=700,height=200,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocop-thumb-700x200.jpg" alt="robocop.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="200" width="700" /></a></span><blockquote><font style="font-size: 1.1em;"><b><i>On </i>"I don't know how she got possession of the dolphins unless she started this way back when, and the dolphins know to go there."<i>&nbsp; You may have deliberately skipped over this, but the back story was that the place was originally a restaurant. When they cleaned fish each day, they would throw the remains into the river. The dolphins soon figured out where to get a free meal. As the appearance of the dolphins became a predictable occurrence, people started to come just to see the dolphins. Today, the owners spend most of their time at their villa on the Italian Riviera, paying the old lady and a street urchin two reais a day to preserve the character and ambience of the place.</i></b><br /><br /><i><b>OK... the part about the rich owners is just speculation.  Back to real info: It was interesting that they do limit the hours they'll allow visitors to feed the dolphins so they don't forget how to survive in the wild.</b></i></font></blockquote><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocopbottom.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocopbottom.html','popup','width=700,height=45,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/robocopbottom-thumb-700x85.jpg" alt="robocopbottom.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="45" width="700" /></a></span>The dish of the day was piranha, and it was for sale by the old lady. Obviously, food for us came with the outing, because Cassio appeared on the dock behind us with a huge bag of it.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-piranha-head.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-piranha-head.html','popup','width=1000,height=1096,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-piranha-head-thumb-700x767.jpg" alt="Amazon-piranha-head.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="767" width="700" /></a></span>Pretty soon, everybody was seated and standing around the dock in time to see the dolphins make their entrance. I think Cassio stomped on the dock a couple of times or something, but surely they were picking up the scent of piranha. I know I was.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins4.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins4.html','popup','width=1000,height=792,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins-thumb-700x554.jpg" alt="Amazon-pink-dolphins.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="554" width="700" /></a></span>Of course, the one on the right immediately reminded me of Spike.<br /><br />They don't call it the Rio Negro for nothing. It is as black as it looks in the picture. And anything in it looks tea-colored, so this ramped up the pink effect of the dolphins. But when you could see them out of the water, it was obvious that they were really pink. Not all over, but splotchy pink, mainly on their undersides, like they had <a href="http://www.medicinenet.com/vitiligo/article.htm" target="_blank">vitiligo</a>, Michael Jackson's disorder.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins2.html','popup','width=1000,height=645,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins2-thumb-700x451.jpg" alt="Amazon-pink-dolphins2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="451" width="700" /></a></span>&nbsp;<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins3.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins3.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins3-thumb-700x1050.jpg" alt="Amazon-pink-dolphins3.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="1050" width="700" /></a></span>I guess feeding them would be a good prelude to swimming with them. That is, of course, unless they mistook certain body parts and fatty areas as more food. For that reason, I was slightly wary and had to screw up my courage to swim with them. But we had to feed them first. The long snouts are really long alligator like jaws with supposedly benign teeth. But I didn't want any teeth snapping on my money-earning fingers, so was rather the pussy about the whole thing. By this time, Robo had commandeered the camera and began taking these flattering pictures.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins-feed.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins-feed.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-dolphins-feed-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="Amazon-pink-dolphins-feed.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>Jean was much braver than I was. Look at her hand so close to that mouth. Once it let me know it wanted the fish, I let go.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-mawmaw-feeds.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-mawmaw-feeds.html','popup','width=700,height=685,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-mawmaw-feeds-thumb-700x685.jpg" alt="amazon-mawmaw-feeds.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="685" width="700" /></a></span><div>Meanwhile, the Rio Negro continued its stroll toward the junction with the Rio Solimões to become the Amazon River. You'll know more about that later, just like we did. But for the time being, we knew that the Rio Negro was very acidic, therefore mosquitoes were not a problem. And that was largely true. <br /><br />The boats on the river were always interesting. This one had a satellite dish on it.&nbsp; I'll bet that same old grumpy guy shot them a bird too.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-tugboat.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-tugboat.html','popup','width=1000,height=460,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-tugboat-thumb-700x322.jpg" alt="Amazon-tugboat.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="322" width="700" /></a></span>It was time to swim with the dolphins now that they had been fed. Nobody was ready to go first. Finally Yavor couldn't stand it any longer and got in. Natacha stayed on the dock. We were all so proud of his bravery until a dolphin bumped him and he let out a little scream. There was nothing left to do but get in with him.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Yavor-swim.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Yavor-swim.html','popup','width=700,height=819,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Yavor-swim-thumb-700x819.jpg" alt="Yavor-swim.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="642" width="550" /></a></span>Jean, Pettus and I were the only other ones from our party to get in. I swam with my feet real close to my body the way I do in a lake, not wanting to put them low enough for some snake to see. Every now and then, the dolphins would swim by and brush up against us, which was slightly startling, though kind of expected. And that's why I wanted to know where they were at all times.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-bastard.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-bastard.html','popup','width=1198,height=970,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-pink-bastard-thumb-700x566.jpg" alt="Amazon-pink-bastard.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="566" width="700" /></a></span><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-ben-jean-dolphins.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-ben-jean-dolphins.html','popup','width=1000,height=355,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-ben-jean-dolphins-thumb-700x248.jpg" alt="Amazon-ben-jean-dolphins.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="248" width="700" /></a></span>Notice the way my face fat floats. Very, very attractive. With this one shot, Robo got me back for everything I had ever done to him. <br /><br />This boatman looked at us with an only-slightly-disgusted expression.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boatman.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boatman.html','popup','width=1000,height=454,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-boatman-thumb-700x317.jpg" alt="amazon-boatman.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="317" width="700" /></a></span>There was no way I was gonna swim in the Amazon and not do a Jon Voight. This one was particularly good, portraying Paul Serone at an advanced age, after eating too much Anaconda fat. Old maybe, but still mean as a snake.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jon-voight-amazon.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jon-voight-amazon.html','popup','width=1000,height=1540,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jon-voight-amazon-thumb-700x1078.jpg" alt="jon-voight-amazon.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="819" width="550" /></a></span>It was time to get out of the water. The next part of our outing was at hand.<br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>Second day in the Amazon--town tour and art school</title>
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    <published>2008-09-09T23:00:35Z</published>
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    <summary>Some hefty trekking with neat art rewardsWe thanked the dolphin lady, me at the time having no idea that she was a shill for a couple of new-money aristocrats (thanks for the scenario, Robocop!). Our boat driver stayed behind, while...</summary>
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        <name>Ben Burford</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><i>Some hefty trekking with neat art rewards</i></b></font><br /></div><br />We thanked the dolphin lady, me at the time having no idea that she was a shill for a couple of new-money aristocrats (thanks for the scenario, Robocop!). Our boat driver stayed behind, while Cassio assembled us and directed us to go with him. We headed toward the main downtown strip, which consisted of a couple of art shops, a couple of bars, and a couple of other enterprises, some closed.<br /><br />Cassio led us into one of the first art shops on the left. I had it in my mind that I wanted to buy one of the wooden frogs that you use to make clicking percussion with. They had one at the lodge, and Yavor and I were playing with it the night before. The stick comes out and you use it to rub over the spines. It's very cool.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-Souvenir-frog.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-Souvenir-frog.html','popup','width=699,height=632,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/Amazon-Souvenir-frog-thumb-600x542.jpg" alt="Amazon-Souvenir-frog.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="542" width="600" /></a></span>The shop had several, and they were, like 30 Reais each. I immediately bought a frog, not knowing that we were going to the motherlode of frogs in a little bit. So of course, I paid the inflated "gallery" price. I felt like a sap when I found out, then immediately felt like an asshole for pining over 5 Reais. In retrospect, however, I got the best frog in the city, being made from so many different kinds of wood. There weren't any quite as elaborate anywhere else.<br /><br />There was a genuine Amazonian bow and arrow that I had to try. I'd probably be able to hit a target, say, two feet away with THAT pull.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-amazon-bow.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-amazon-bow.html','popup','width=700,height=933,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/ben-amazon-bow-thumb-500x666.jpg" alt="ben-amazon-bow.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="666" width="500" /></a></span><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-vargas.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-vargas.html','popup','width=200,height=196,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-vargas-thumb-200x196.jpg" alt="amazon-vargas.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="148" width="153" /></a>After Robo bought a blow gun that exicted him to no end, we left the shop and followed Cassio up to what I would call Main Street, but which was, in actuality Avenue Presidente Getúlio Vargas. I wasn't sure who he was, but he had the best residential real estate in town on his street.<br /><br />The houses were really tiny and colorful. Most of them had electricity, so this was probably a very progressive Amazonian town. I never did get the name, but will find out.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-yellow-house.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-yellow-house.html','popup','width=700,height=467,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-yellow-house-thumb-700x467.jpg" alt="amazon-yellow-house.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="467" width="700" /></a></span>This was a pretty plush place, comparatively. They're probably the ones that own the dolphin concession. Their neighbors were less plush. That is, unless the yellow house bought out the owners of the green house and now use it for a guest house. Who knows? Really? Would they have any kind of "society" structure here? A fascinating sociologial thought, considering we're so gol-durned status conscious here in the U.S.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-green-house.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-green-house.html','popup','width=700,height=419,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-green-house-thumb-700x419.jpg" alt="amazon-green-house.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="419" width="700" /></a></span><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-coke.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-coke.html','popup','width=700,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-coke-thumb-700x480.jpg" alt="amazon-coke.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="480" width="700" /></a></span> <div>Some things are inescapable, but so much less offensive than others. I found this kind of quaint and refreshing in a "See Rock City" kind of way. Notice the "marcus reg." on the logo. This was produced by somebody in authority. No intellectual ripoffs here.<br /><br />This cluster of houses was kinda cool. What's the little one in the front? The teenager's pod? Who knows? I would have loved to. This whole world was unveiling itself to us on a rather annoying&nbsp; hill, and I started to become annoyingly suado and thirsty simultaneously.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-house-cluster.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-house-cluster.html','popup','width=700,height=293,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-house-cluster-thumb-700x293.jpg" alt="amazon-house-cluster.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="293" width="700" /></a></span>This was a thought-provoking shot: an empty lot with waterfront view. Did somebody own the lot? What if I went all crazy like Howard Sprague did on<i> Andy Griffith</i>, and decided to move to the Amazon. Could I just build me a house there? Would my big fat 2-to-1 American money get me anything I wanted there? How would the locals accept me? Would the ladies on Avenue Presidente Getúlio Vargas have some kind of tea for Jean and me? After all, it WAS the Mountain Brook Parkway of this village. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? I know one thing: I'd capture every one of their souls with my devil box.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-waterfront.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-waterfront.html','popup','width=700,height=467,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-waterfront-thumb-700x467.jpg" alt="amazon-waterfront.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="467" width="700" /></a></span>The flora was beautiful on Avenue Presidente Getúlio Vargas, and the fauna was interesting as well.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-flora.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-flora.html','popup','width=1000,height=411,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-flora-thumb-700x287.jpg" alt="amazon-flora.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="287" width="700" /></a></span><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chickens.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chickens.html','popup','width=700,height=719,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chickens-thumb-700x719.jpg" alt="amazon-chickens.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="719" width="700" /></a></span></div><div><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chicken-big1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chicken-big1.html','popup','width=559,height=940,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-chicken-big-thumb-550x924.jpg" alt="amazon-chicken-big.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="924" width="550" /></a></span></div><div>We finally reached the top of the hill and took a right onto another commercial street. This was populated by a transmissão shop and a restaurant that billed itself as "carioca." Was this to attract the people from Rio? Was this an effort to be cosmopolitan, because the cariocas are from Rio, and Rio is hot and glitzy and modern? Is it the equivalent of having a place off Interstate 65 in Thorsby called "New York Bistro"?<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-street-vw.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-street-vw.html','popup','width=1000,height=383,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-street-vw-thumb-700x268.jpg" alt="amazon-street-vw.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="268" width="700" /></a></span>This place is called Toca do Gordo. When I Babel Fished it, it said "It touches of the fat person." So, maybe it's supposed to be a restaurant/bodega that gives you more than your money's worth? Or maybe "a touch of the fat" is an idiom for "luxurious" in Portuguese. I would suspect so. And here's the Restaurante Carioca. Pretty colors. And notice they're working on a TV for the patrons to watch.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant.html','popup','width=1000,height=545,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant-thumb-700x381.jpg" alt="amazon-restaurant.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="381" width="700" /></a></span>I was walking with Yavor most of the time, and got to know a little more about him. He had told us earlier that he wasn't just a casual musician. He had a band called <i>Jailhouse Chili</i>, and his stage name was <i>John Cool</i>. I liked both names, and told him so. The name John Cool (which I changed to Johnny Cool for my own purposes) had just enough irony and retro appeal to it to be good in any language.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jailhousechili.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jailhousechili.html','popup','width=700,height=400,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/jailhousechili-thumb-500x285.jpg" alt="jailhousechili.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="285" width="500" /></a></span>We started talking about real estate in recreational areas, and he told me of the good values that could be had in Bulgaria on the North Sea. "But they are costing more and more every day," he added. Nothing we weren't familiar with in America. I may not remember correctly, but he indicated that 75 thousand would get you a decent North Sea house to call your own. But getting to the North Sea was another matter.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant2.html','popup','width=1000,height=595,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-restaurant2-thumb-700x416.jpg" alt="amazon-restaurant2.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="416" width="700" /></a></span></div><div>We passed a couple of streets to the right that were also residential and very neat. Yavor was as hot for the views as I was and took a bunch of pictures with his small camera.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-side-street.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-side-street.html','popup','width=700,height=631,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-side-street-thumb-700x631.jpg" alt="amazon-side-street.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="631" width="700" /></a></span>We took the next right and went down about 100 yards before turning into a pair of stucco posts leading into the art studio. We had seen the work the night before at the lodge, because they had some of the homemade paper for sale. That was the first artist we ran into: one of the paper makers. The product was thick, cushiony, textural and lovely. Made the old fashioned way.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-paper.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-paper.html','popup','width=1000,height=962,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-paper-thumb-700x673.jpg" alt="amazon-paper.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="673" width="700" /></a></span>The paper studio was just one of the small buildings contained in the courtyard. They had begun to landscape it, and it was very pretty and serene. Cassio led us to a large open sided shed where the wood artists were at work.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio1.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio1.html','popup','width=1000,height=667,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio1-thumb-700x466.jpg" alt="amazon-studio1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="466" width="700" /></a></span>There was a large water machine with a jug of bottled water on top that attracted me instantly. A neat stack of paper cups sat under it, just like at any office. I downed three or four cups, then found a shelf to put the cup on, knowing I'd use it again.<br /><br />Several different things were made in the studio, but they managed to keep the menu rather simple, which was probably smart. There were carvings of turtles, frogs, canoes (with paddle), sting rays, boxes, small tables that were easy to assemble, wood plates, and a few other things.<br /><br />"Sweatshop!" you're fuming. Not so! Each artist signs his work with a wood burner, and as the pieces are sold, the artist is paid directly. Part of the money goes to the studio, but the artists are actually earning based on their proliferation and quality of work. They have an incentive to be inventive and quality craftsmen. While we were there, the girl you see on the left was working on an incredible large wooden platter made of about 5 different woods. Pettus wanted it. The Indian woman wanted it. And they had to tell us it was already pre-sold. The girl seemed very proud. Particularly because she would sign the bottom, and possibly create a market for her work apart from the others.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio2.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio2.html','popup','width=700,height=1050,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.davisdenny.com/bensblog/images/amazon-studio2-thumb-500x750.jpg" alt="amazon-stud